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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.26 19:23:00 -
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As the title says, hit on the avatar above you!
Dust off that old book of terribly awkward pick-up lines and try your hardest to take that special someone home tonight.
Lets keep it somewhat tasteful and slightly within the forum rules.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:16:00 -
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Do you have a little forum troll in you?
Want to? Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:30:00 -
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Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.
I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once.. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.28 16:07:00 -
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Even though you used the improper form of "there/theyre/their"...
Ill still respect you in the morning. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:18:00 -
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Metal arms are cold and uninviting.. the back of my van is the complete opposite... wink wink.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:44:00 -
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As an art aficionado, I would love to view your exhibition.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.03 05:33:00 -
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Must not go into the light.....
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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:09:00 -
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I come bearing no cake... but 2 tubs of whipped cream. But what to do with them...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:10:00 -
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You had me at Duct Tape.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:46:00 -
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I want Candi....
I want Candi.... Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:16:00 -
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How about I give you a sur-prise... back at my place...
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Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:23:00 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Also would accept a top hat, pink Scorpion, or three smal licorice candies.
I don't accept candy from strangers... lets get a room and get...*ah hem* to "know" each other.... Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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